Smurf Sandwiches*

In the words of the great poet Jamie Kennedy, “School’s for fools.” He then went on to rhyme “Don Perignon” with “got it going on”. But that’s a different story.

But honestly, let’s talk about schools for a little bit. Let’s talk about those wonderful things known as school lunches. Everyone knows they’re disgusting and yet they tolerate them, they eat them and in order to make up for the foul-feasting options provided to the children they supply an abundance of delicious junk-food alternatives.

So what happens? Children go to school and have to choose between the school lunch of Who-Knows-What Meatloaf and Day-Old Sandwiches or the increasingly enticing Skittles and Dr. Pepper diet. Maybe if they’re feeling a health kick come around they’ll eat potato chips. After all, it is a vegetable.

Can we really trust our children to make the right decision when it comes to eating healthy if the options presented to them would force even Sasquatch into early hibernation? I think not.

According to this photo it looks like today we’ll be eating the smurf family. Yeah…I think I’ll stick to Skittles.

~ by renderfat on October 12, 2008.